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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
-Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
-Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?
-Student : Sure.

Professor:
Is GOD all powerful ?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?
-Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?
-Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
-Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
-Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
-Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
-Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
-Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
-Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
-Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.
-Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.
-Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

-Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
-Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

-Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
-Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
-Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

-Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN
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пич добур си клипа е мн готин обаче кув е тоя ненормален дмг тия да не са с по 1-2 к гс аз като играех вов с маге 5.7к гс повече от 7-8 к дмг не са ми правили ти вкарваш по 15-1шк :D

хахах чудно кво им се върти в главите на жените ,като виждат ква мацка излиза от пробната :)

абе що не си ебеш маиката хатер смотан стои си у дома и си пиши тапите коментари защото на вунка такива като теб мишоци никои не ги иска а да не говорим че ако го видиш бербатов на живо ше му целуваш оная работа за автограф

мн добро :) Аи Се Еу Те Пего :D

а субтитрите колко са грешни направо нямам думи нищо общо с тва което се говори.. иначе анимето е готино

super instrumental obache texta ne e nishto osobeno pylni prostotii :) inache za bass-a

hahahha qko shou sa napravili :) toq kvo vika "az sum normalen gei " :D

Поредния садия п е д е р а с !!

Napravo nemam dumi za tiq hora !! Za da igrae taka chovek trqbva da ima mn talant i da e mn uporit, da trenira postoqnno ,da ne se otkazva lesno i nai veche da mu obicha tancite :)

абсолютно никаква засада явно съдията е бил подкупен или просто е сляп няма друго обяснение..

абе важното е че кучето се казва Ефир :)

zaradi tapoto zaglavie iskam da dam ( - ) makar che skoka e lud pisna mi da cheta zaglaviq ot sorta na "Tova go umeqt mn malko hora" kakvo tolkova she spechelite kato vi gledat klipa oshte nqkolko choveka ?

Има мн хора, които искат да гледат на футболистите ,от тях техните отбори и рекламодатели изкарват пари и затова им дават такива заплати тоест за да се дават такива пари на тия хора трябва някои да е заинтересован в нещата, които разработват

кво и пука на котката нали има още 8 живота :)

abe tq hubavo si pravi maitap obache tiq shteha da q prebiqt za edna kola :D

Само можем да се радваме, че има такъв българин от които винаги можем да очакваме да вкара гол независимо с/у кои отбор играе браво Бербо отново на ниво (bow) П.П. относно субтитрите не Руни подава на Бербатов за 2-рия му гол а Валенсиа

toi veche oshte 1 vkara :D a mejdu dr kak moje da ima tolkova mn ( - ) pri polojenie che ima 3 vkarani gola ot 2 macha deto e igral titulqr ?

hahaha taq chisto iztreshtq kvo mu vika bez sex za 1 mesec :D hahha pak i dobre che ne vze noja :D :D

Мн готина песен краино време беше да излезе и клипа към нея а Alexandra Stan е станала още по красива от преди :)

тва ако е реално ше си отрежа главата тая жигула с колко требва да се движи за да я настигне толкова бавно при скорост от над 280 км/х