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Преди сватбата:
ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?
След сватбата - четете отдолу нагоре
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Описание:
Ученически речник :
1) Училище - самотен манастир
2) Ученик - затворник №213
3) Ученичка - момиче в черно
4) Класен ръководител - а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5)При директора - а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6) Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7) Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8) Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9) Пред дъската – а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10) Бележник – черно досие
11) Събота – небето се изяснява
12) Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13) Ваканция – животът започва отново
14) Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15) Тетрадка – черно и червено
16) Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17) Тройка – а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
18) Четворка – родени за живот
19) Петица – на прага на щастието
20) Шестица – а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
21) Учител разказва урок – кацнал бръмбар на трънка и захванал да дрънка
22) Учител по френски – любимец №13
23) Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24) Учител по история – старинна монета
25) Дежурен учител - звероукротител
26) Междучасие – а) Троянска война
б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27) Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28) Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29) Строшен джам – ни чул, ни видял
Една майка влиза в стаята на дъщеря си и забелязва на леглото и писмо. С треперещи ръце отваря плика:
" Скъпа мамо!
Не се тревожи, аз заминах със своя нов приятел. Най-после намерих мъжа на мечтите си! Има обици по цялото тяло и халка на устните, освен това и огромен мотоциклет! Но мила мамо, това не е всичко... Бременна съм и Ахмед каза, че ще бъдем много щастливи в неговия старичък фургон сред гората. Той иска много деца и аз мечтая за същото. Най-накрая разбрах, че марихуаната на никого не вреди, и затова ще направим малка плантация в гората както за себе си, така и за приятелите на Ахмед. Те пък ни обещаха, че ще ни снабдяват с кокаин и екстази. Моля се учените по-бързо да намерят лекарство против спина, защото Ахмед се влошава с всеки изминал ден, той заслужава по-добра участ! Не се притеснявай мила мамо, вече съм на 15 и мога сама да се погрижа за себе си. Ще се опитам по някакъв начин да ти дойда нагости за да ти покажа внука!
Твоя дъщеря Ани
P.S. Скъпа мамо, това беше шега! Аз съм на гости у съседката. Исках просто да ти напомня, че има много по-лоши неща от писмото от директора на училището и заповедта за изключване, които ще намериш в горното чекмедже на масата. С любов, Ани."
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Преди сватбата:
ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?
След сватбата - четете отдолу нагоре
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Описание:
Ученически речник :
1) Училище - самотен манастир
2) Ученик - затворник №213
3) Ученичка - момиче в черно
4) Класен ръководител - а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5)При директора - а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6) Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7) Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8) Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9) Пред дъската – а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10) Бележник – черно досие
11) Събота – небето се изяснява
12) Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13) Ваканция – животът започва отново
14) Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15) Тетрадка – черно и червено
16) Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17) Тройка – а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
18) Четворка – родени за живот
19) Петица – на прага на щастието
20) Шестица – а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
21) Учител разказва урок – кацнал бръмбар на трънка и захванал да дрънка
22) Учител по френски – любимец №13
23) Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24) Учител по история – старинна монета
25) Дежурен учител - звероукротител
26) Междучасие – а) Троянска война
б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27) Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28) Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29) Строшен джам – ни чул, ни видял
Една майка влиза в стаята на дъщеря си и забелязва на леглото и писмо. С треперещи ръце отваря плика:
" Скъпа мамо!
Не се тревожи, аз заминах със своя нов приятел. Най-после намерих мъжа на мечтите си! Има обици по цялото тяло и халка на устните, освен това и огромен мотоциклет! Но мила мамо, това не е всичко... Бременна съм и Ахмед каза, че ще бъдем много щастливи в неговия старичък фургон сред гората. Той иска много деца и аз мечтая за същото. Най-накрая разбрах, че марихуаната на никого не вреди, и затова ще направим малка плантация в гората както за себе си, така и за приятелите на Ахмед. Те пък ни обещаха, че ще ни снабдяват с кокаин и екстази. Моля се учените по-бързо да намерят лекарство против спина, защото Ахмед се влошава с всеки изминал ден, той заслужава по-добра участ! Не се притеснявай мила мамо, вече съм на 15 и мога сама да се погрижа за себе си. Ще се опитам по някакъв начин да ти дойда нагости за да ти покажа внука!
Твоя дъщеря Ани
P.S. Скъпа мамо, това беше шега! Аз съм на гости у съседката. Исках просто да ти напомня, че има много по-лоши неща от писмото от директора на училището и заповедта за изключване, които ще намериш в горното чекмедже на масата. С любов, Ани."
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