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2) Ученик - затворник №213
3) Ученичка - момиче в черно
4) Класен ръководител - а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5)При директора - а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6) Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7) Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8) Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9) Пред дъската – а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10) Бележник – черно досие
11) Събота – небето се изяснява
12) Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13) Ваканция – животът започва отново
14) Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15) Тетрадка – черно и червено
16) Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17) Тройка – а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
18) Четворка – родени за живот
19) Петица – на прага на щастието
20) Шестица – а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
21) Учител разказва урок – кацнал бръмбар на трънка и захванал да дрънка
22) Учител по френски – любимец №13
23) Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24) Учител по история – старинна монета
25) Дежурен учител - звероукротител
26) Междучасие – а) Троянска война
б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27) Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28) Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29) Строшен джам – ни чул, ни видял
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Kато махнем 52 недели ти остават 313.
През лятото има 50 дни, през които е много горещо за да учиш така че ти остават 263.
Спиш по 8 часа, което прави 122 дена, тоест вече си със 141.
Ако си дадеш 1 час на ден, за да правиш каквото ти харесва, губиш още 15 и оставаш със 126.
По 2 часа хабиш за ядене, по този начин използваш 30 дни. Остават ти 96.
Хабиш 1 час на ден в разговори с приятели и роднини, това ти отнема още 15. Оставаш с 81
Изпити и тестове като минимум ти отнемат 35 дена от годината, така че остават само 46.
Изваждаме приблизително 40 дни за почивки и празници, оставаш само с 6.
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Да кажем, че излизаш само 2 дни.
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