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Какво е...?
1. Какво е егоизъм? * Да пръднеш под чаршафа и сам да си го дишаш *
2. Какво е смелост? * Да се спуснеш по парапет с бръснарски ножчета, като знаеш че долу те чака леген с йод *
3. Какво е мъка? * Да чистиш ориз с боксови ръкавици *
4. Какво е нахалство? * Да се изсереш пред вратата на съседа си, да звъннеш, да му поискаш хартийка и да му кажеш, че била- корава *
5. Какв е бързина? * Да погледнеш през десетметрова тръба, да отидеш от другата й страна и да си видиш окото *
6. Какво е късмет? * Да те блъсне линейка пред Пирогов *
7. Кой мъж е оптимист? * Този, който преди среща си смазва ципа на панталона *
8. Кой човек е тъпанар? * Този, който свири на тъпан *
9. Кой човек е идиот? * Този, който има много идеи *
10. Как се казва на български кавалер? * Кавалджия *
11. Какво е риск? * Да пръднеш, когато имаш диария *
12. Какво е сръчност? * Да хванеш пръдня в шепи *
13. Какво е точност? * От сто метра с паве да уцелиш муха между очите *
14. Какво е сила? * Да сложиш тенджера на главата си и да се набереш на дръжките и *
15. Какво е лицемерие? * Да кажеш, че отиваш на училище с радост *
16. Какво е кърпичка? * Пичка която работи на къра *
17. Кой човек е чикиджия? * Този, дето секса му идва отръки *
18. Кой човек е баровец? * Който живее до барата *
19. Какво е двулевка? * Жена с два леви крака *