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1. Училище - самотен манастир
2.Ученик - затворник №213
3.Ученичка - момиче в черно
4.класен ръководител - а) враг №1 б) цербер пред вратата на Ада
5.При директора - а) в стаята за разпит б) в бърлогата на звяра
6.Учител в чужбина - един идиот в Париж
7.Преди влизане в час - Ах, а бяхме млади
8.Свободен час - сиромашка радост
9.Пред дъската - а) светът на мъките б) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10.Бележник - черно досие
11.Събота - небето се изяснява
12.Неделя - Слънцето грее за всички
13.Ваканция - животът започва отново
14.Родителска среща - скърцане на зъби
15.Тетрадка - черно и червено
16.Двойка - ще се срещнем пак
17.Тройка - а) царска мъдрост б) възнаграждение за страха
18.Четворка - родени за живот
19.Петица - на прага на щастието
20 .Шестица - а) ти сън ли си или те има...? б) това беше просто шега
21.Учител разказва урок - Кацнал бръмбар на трънка и започнал да дрънка...
22.Учител по Физическо - таралеж в атака
23.Учител по История - старинна монета
24.Дежурен учител - звероукротител
25.Междучасие - а)Троянска война б)пускай,Ганьо,Говедата
26.Учителят и класа - Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
27.Учебна стая - гнездото на осите
28.Строшен джам - ни чул,ни видял
Преди сватбата:
ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?
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Една година има 365 дни, през които можеш да учиш.
Kато махнем 52 недели ти остават 313.
През лятото има 50 дни, през които е много горещо за да учиш така че ти остават 263.
Спиш по 8 часа, което прави 122 дена, тоест вече си със 141.
Ако си дадеш 1 час на ден, за да правиш каквото ти харесва, губиш още 15 и оставаш със 126.
По 2 часа хабиш за ядене, по този начин използваш 30 дни. Остават ти 96.
Хабиш 1 час на ден в разговори с приятели и роднини, това ти отнема още 15. Оставаш с 81
Изпити и тестове като минимум ти отнемат 35 дена от годината, така че остават само 46.
Изваждаме приблизително 40 дни за почивки и празници, оставаш само с 6.
Да кажем, че минимум 3 дни си болен, така остават 3 дни, в които да учиш.
Да кажем, че излизаш само 2 дни.
Остава 1, но този единствен ден е рождения ти ден, така че...
Извод : Ученето е безсмислено!!
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Едно момиче попитало едно момче дали е хубава
И той казал .... "не".
Тя го попитала дали той би искал да бъде с нея завинаги...
И той казал "не".
Тогава тя го попитала дали ако си тръгне, той би плакал,
А той отново отговорил с "не".
Това й било достатъчно. Като си тръгвала, сълзи се стичали
по лицето й,
Момчето я хванало за ръката и казало:
Ти не си хубава, ти си красива.
Аз не искам да бъда с теб завинаги. Аз имам НУЖДА да бъда с
теб завинаги.
И няма да плача, ако ти си тръгнеш,... а ще умра...
Така че сега ще ти кажа:
Харесвам те заради това, което означаваш за мен....
мАлКа сЪм.. щЕ ПоРаСнА... СлАдКа сЪм..ИзЯж Ме...дИвА СъМ ..УкРоТи мЕ... ГоРеЩа СъМ... ЛеКо пИч щЕ Се оПАрИш...
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ЖиВеЯ КаКТо ИсКаМ,ОБиЧаМ КоГоТо ИсКаМ И ПраВя КаКвоТо ПоИсКаМ.ХоРсКоТо МнеНиЕ СлеД МойТо ПоГреБеНие...
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ОгЛеДаЙ Ме БаВнО, ВиЖ Ме ДоБрЕ, СъРцЕтО Си ДрЪж, Да Не ВзЕмЕ Да СпРе. МоГа Да ОбИчАм, МоГа И Да МрАзЯ, ВсИчКо ДеТо Е ПрЕд МеН, ЗнАеШ, Че Го ГаЗя…
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1. Училище - самотен манастир
2.Ученик - затворник №213
3.Ученичка - момиче в черно
4.класен ръководител - а) враг №1 б) цербер пред вратата на Ада
5.При директора - а) в стаята за разпит б) в бърлогата на звяра
6.Учител в чужбина - един идиот в Париж
7.Преди влизане в час - Ах, а бяхме млади
8.Свободен час - сиромашка радост
9.Пред дъската - а) светът на мъките б) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10.Бележник - черно досие
11.Събота - небето се изяснява
12.Неделя - Слънцето грее за всички
13.Ваканция - животът започва отново
14.Родителска среща - скърцане на зъби
15.Тетрадка - черно и червено
16.Двойка - ще се срещнем пак
17.Тройка - а) царска мъдрост б) възнаграждение за страха
18.Четворка - родени за живот
19.Петица - на прага на щастието
20 .Шестица - а) ти сън ли си или те има...? б) това беше просто шега
21.Учител разказва урок - Кацнал бръмбар на трънка и започнал да дрънка...
22.Учител по Физическо - таралеж в атака
23.Учител по История - старинна монета
24.Дежурен учител - звероукротител
25.Междучасие - а)Троянска война б)пускай,Ганьо,Говедата
26.Учителят и класа - Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
27.Учебна стая - гнездото на осите
28.Строшен джам - ни чул,ни видял
Преди сватбата:
ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?
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ЗАЩО НЕ ТИ ВЪРВИ НА ИЗПИТИТЕ????
Една година има 365 дни, през които можеш да учиш.
Kато махнем 52 недели ти остават 313.
През лятото има 50 дни, през които е много горещо за да учиш така че ти остават 263.
Спиш по 8 часа, което прави 122 дена, тоест вече си със 141.
Ако си дадеш 1 час на ден, за да правиш каквото ти харесва, губиш още 15 и оставаш със 126.
По 2 часа хабиш за ядене, по този начин използваш 30 дни. Остават ти 96.
Хабиш 1 час на ден в разговори с приятели и роднини, това ти отнема още 15. Оставаш с 81
Изпити и тестове като минимум ти отнемат 35 дена от годината, така че остават само 46.
Изваждаме приблизително 40 дни за почивки и празници, оставаш само с 6.
Да кажем, че минимум 3 дни си болен, така остават 3 дни, в които да учиш.
Да кажем, че излизаш само 2 дни.
Остава 1, но този единствен ден е рождения ти ден, така че...
Извод : Ученето е безсмислено!!
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Едно момиче попитало едно момче дали е хубава
И той казал .... "не".
Тя го попитала дали той би искал да бъде с нея завинаги...
И той казал "не".
Тогава тя го попитала дали ако си тръгне, той би плакал,
А той отново отговорил с "не".
Това й било достатъчно. Като си тръгвала, сълзи се стичали
по лицето й,
Момчето я хванало за ръката и казало:
Ти не си хубава, ти си красива.
Аз не искам да бъда с теб завинаги. Аз имам НУЖДА да бъда с
теб завинаги.
И няма да плача, ако ти си тръгнеш,... а ще умра...
Така че сега ще ти кажа:
Харесвам те заради това, което означаваш за мен....
мАлКа сЪм.. щЕ ПоРаСнА... СлАдКа сЪм..ИзЯж Ме...дИвА СъМ ..УкРоТи мЕ... ГоРеЩа СъМ... ЛеКо пИч щЕ Се оПАрИш...
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ОгЛеДаЙ Ме БаВнО, ВиЖ Ме ДоБрЕ, СъРцЕтО Си ДрЪж, Да Не ВзЕмЕ Да СпРе. МоГа Да ОбИчАм, МоГа И Да МрАзЯ, ВсИчКо ДеТо Е ПрЕд МеН, ЗнАеШ, Че Го ГаЗя…
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