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- Помощ! Спасете ни! Викнете пожараната, гори ни къщата!!!
- Тихо, скъпа, успокой се! Ще събудиш майка си…

В болницата. В коридора пред операционната нервно ходи мъж. Един час, два, три…
Накрая излиза хирургът и с тъжна физиономия
казва на мъжа:
- Имам лоша новина. На третия час от операцията вашата майка…
Мъжът нетърпеливо го прекъсва:
- Това не ми е майка. Това е тъща ми!
Хирургът:
- Добра новина. На третия час от операцията…

Надзирателят:
- Тъща ти е дошла на свиждане.
- И това ли влиза в присъдата?!

На конкурс между мъже, на основният въпрос “Какво е смесено чувство” победил мъжът, който отговорил:
- Това е, когато гледаш, как твоята тъща лети в пропастта в твоята кола





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