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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
-Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
-Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?
-Student : Sure.

Professor:
Is GOD all powerful ?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?
-Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?
-Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
-Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
-Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
-Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
-Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
-Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
-Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
-Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
-Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.
-Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.
-Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

-Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
-Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

-Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
-Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
-Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

-Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN
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dosta dobro izpalnenie ,inache mai nai-dobre sviri na cigulkata :)

Обаче тва мн ме кефи "да ги хвана за изрусените глави в земята да им блускам тъпите глави" мн добре се е получило :)

ahahah ebati komentara obache mai si prav :) :D

kvo e tva be ?? kak moje takova neshto da e na 5-to mqsto v top 40 tctct

От доста време се говори ,че канабиса помага за някои болести ,обаче тъи като е незаконно все още не са направили някакво лекарство от него, което да е по-силно разпространено макър че незнам дали е истина.

Хубава сериика ,обаче си мисля ,че човек ,които е станал хокаге (дори и за малък период) би трябвало да може да избягва обикновени атаки ,като тази със шурикените без никакав проблем ,а не да използва толкова силно джутсу като изанаги.

da be mn tupo sa go napravili obiknovena ataka sas shurikeni nemoja da izbegne a polzva izanagi ..

da be mn tupo napraveno takava ataka ninja deto e hokage bi trebvalo da q izbegne s nikakvo usilie..

усещаш ли че говориш глупости кво по-различно имаше от тая песен и нашата чалга единствено тва че тя пее глупости на англииски а нашите певици на булгарски (ако не броим мелодията)

хах да има иначе и други неточности обаче както и да е пак е нещо за хората дето не разбират кво се пее ;)

Mislq si che za parva godina 2-ta nai-silni otbori she sa na final po princip vinagi 1-q otpada. Nadqvam se nai-nakraq Mitko Berbatov da specheli shampiosnka liga tva she mu e 3-ti final 3-ti pat za kasmet :)

da se nadqvame :)

az pak mislq che manchester she stanat :)

Aide chestito na vsichki imenici adashi i mersi na vsichki deto sa chestitili :)

ebati nenormalnicite toq osobeno kak podredi tiq postavkite za chasha v nachaloto i 6-te :D

ee evala za parvi pat zaglavieto da si zaslujava edno vreme ronaldinho gi praveshe tiq neshta po vreme na mach obache ot dosta vreme ne sam vijdal neshto vav futbola taka da me zaradva :)

abe kolko glupavi komentari videh kvo tolko e stanalo vseki koito kara kolelo e padal mn pati i ne e bolka za umirane sled 10 minuti pak she pravi sashtite gluposti

haahh mnooooo zle :D

Доста добре се е получила песента ,а тва дето пита момичето дали ,ако се върне ше може да живее без да прави прекалено мн компромиси си го задава всеки българин в чужбина ,което е е доста тъжно би требвало да можем да живеем и тук като бели хора :(

jalko che pochina beshe mn gotin dano pochiva v mir