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Ти не си по-слаб просто другия е по-силен.
Живота е бесмислен:раждашсе,учиш,работиш,умираш,егаси смисала :D
Колкото и да се чудите има хора които летят поне по 1 път (2 с касмет)"самоубиците"
В една болница пред кабинета на доктор-непукист се е образувала огромна опашка.
Влиза първия пациент:
-Добър ден, докторе
-Добър ден. Следващия!
-Докторе, прескочи ми сърцето
-Прескочи го и ти. Следващия!
-Докторе, не мога да задоволявам жена си.
-Доведи я. Следващия!
-Докторе, бременна съм!
-Честито! Следващия!
-Докторе, глътнах мишка.
-Глътни котка. Следващия!
-Докторе, взимам наркотици!
-Вземи и за мене. Следващия!
-Докторе, пикая на четири струи...
-Глътнал си копче. Следващия!
-Докторе, не може да ми стане!
-Дреме ти на ку.о. Следващия!
-Докторе, влезе ми нещо в ухото.
-Радвай се, че не е в задника. Следващия!
-Докторе, никой не ми обръща внимание.
-Следващия!
-Докторе, умирам!
-И аз. Следващия!
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