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Take it! It won't poison you.
Uuuhm.... i meant to say... where's my dog? Have you seen it?
I heard it barking a few minutes ago.. but i can't seem to find it anywhere.
UUuhm... Are you not paying attention?! What kind of a sick freak are you?
I SAID 'BARK! BARK! BARK'
I.. didn't mean to... i just.. wanted to... say.. that.. i.. like.. to.... FART!
FART.
Isn't so funny now, is it!?
Smell it, you sand of a beach!!
UUhm... i meant... did you remember to bring me some?..
Sand.. from the.. beach?
Or a shellfish?
Or maybe even both if you are such a good friend!
Cause you know... i would like to stuck it up your ass!
Would you like that?
Or maybe gimme a bar of chocolates?
You know i would die for it, right?
You wanna feel my blood coming out of my veins...
You wanna taste my blood?
.. and maybe even my heart?
Wanna hear my heartbeat?
It beats faster and faster when i think about... JELIBOOON!
May i have some, please, pleeasee, pleeeaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
NO, YOU MAY NOT!
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