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Майката на Саске се връща вкъщи и го пита какво са правили с Итачи, докато я е нямало. Саске й отговаря:
- Ходихме до езерото в Коноха! Играхме една игра: Итачи ме хвърляше от лодката, а аз трябваше да плувам до брега.
- О, боже! Но това езеро не е ли голямо?
-Не се притеснявай, мамо, аз плувам добре. Само ми беше малко трудно, като стигна брега да се измъкна от чувала.

Хината с майка си на плажа видяла Какаши по бански. Тя попитала майка си:
-Мамо, защо Какаши има нещо в гащите, а ти нямаш?
- Ами там си крият портфейлите, моето момиче.
- А защо на някои са по-малки, а на други по-големи?
- Ами някои са по-богати, а други по-бедни.
- А тогава защо Какаши като те гледа, забогатява?...

Чоджи много искал да отслабне и влязал в новия магазин на Тцунадето за отслабване. Дал и 25 лева и тя го вкарала в стая, в която се излежавала Сакура, само по бельо.
- Ако ме хванеш, твоя съм- казала тя и хукнла да бяга из стаята, а Чоджи след нея. Гонели се, накрая момчето я хванало, опънало я и отишло да се претегли и що да види/ Отслабнал с 5 килограма! Отива не следващия ден и този път иска стая за 50 лева. Замъкват го в стая, където се излежава Орочимаро по прашки и казва:
- Хвана ли те, мой си!

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