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той.
Втори стрелял Вилхем Тел. И той улучил ябълката и казал:
- I am Wilhelm Tel.
Бай Ганю се прицелил, стрелял, и:
- I am sorry...


17 чукчи отиват на кино. Разпоредителят на входа ги пита:
- Защо сте толкова?
- Как защо? Нали вие сте написали там - "До 16 забранен".


В канибалско семейство:
- Мамо, може ли да си поиграя с баба и дядо?
- Да, обаче после пак ги зарови!


Връща се дете от училище и пита баща си:
- Татко, ти бил ли си войник?
- Да.
- И войниците от нищо не се страхуват, нали?
- Да.
- В такъв случай можеш да погледнеш бележника ми.





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Преди сватбата:

ТОЙ: Ура! Най-после! Едва дочаках!
ТЯ: Да си ходя ли?
ТОЙ: Не, даже не си и помисляй за това!
ТЯ: Обичаш ли ме?
ТОЙ: Разбира се!
ТЯ: Някога изневерявал ли си ми?
ТОЙ: Не, как въобще ти хрумна?
ТЯ: Ще ме целунеш ли?
ТОЙ: ДА!
ТЯ: Ще ме биеш ли?
ТОЙ: В никакъв случай!
ТЯ: Може ли да ти вярвам?

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Връща се дете от училище и пита баща си:
- Татко, ти бил ли си войник?
- Да.
- И войниците от нищо не се страхуват, нали?
- Да.
- В такъв случай можеш да погледнеш бележника ми.





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Anko: Сладка паста от фасул
Dosu: Честота
Ebisu: Варварин
Enko: Пламък
Enma: Дявол
Fujin: Бог на вятра
Gaara: Смърт
Gai: Човек на решителноста
Gamabunta: Крал на Жабите
Hana: Цвете
Hatake: Поле
Hinata: Слънчево място(местност)
Hizashi: Слънчева светлина
Hokage: Огнена сянка
Homura: Пламък
Hyuga: Слънце
Inari: Овкусен сварен ориз
Inoichi: Живот (смъртен)
Itachi: Невестулка
Iruka: Делфин
Kabuto: Каска
Kaguya: Продавач на мебели
Karasu: Гарван
Kazekage: Вятърна сянка
Kiba: Нокти
Kin: Салфетка
Kisame: Акула Демон
Koharu: Ранна Есен
Kuroari: Черна Мравка
Makimono: Свитък
Mizu: Вода
Neji: спирала
Orochimaru: Легендарен митичен герой или змия
Raijin: Бог на Светкавицата
Rin: Събеседник
Sakura: Цъфтеж на черешово дърво
Sanshôuo: Саламандер
Sarutobi: Фамилни имена на легендарни нинджи
Sasori: Скорпион
Sasuke: Бащиното име на легендарните Нинджи
Shikaku: Убиец
Shikamaru: Елен
Shukaku: Домакин, Гост или Пияч(алкохолик)
Temari: Традиционална Японска Хандбалл игра
Tenten: Движение от място до място
Tsuchi: Земя, Почва
Tsunami: Вълна
Tsurugu: Меч
Uchiha: Фен
Udon: Рамен
Uzumaki: Спирали